A friend, confulted on the cafe, Thus answer'd with a fly grimace: "Take fome device in your own way, "Neither too folemn, nor too gay; "Three Ducks, fuppofe; white, grey, or black; "And let your Motto be Quack! Quack!" VI. THE EMPTY GUN. AS Dick and Tom in fierce difpute engage, And, face to face, the noify contest wage; "Don't cock your chin at me!" Dick smartly cries; "Fear not! his head's not charg'd"—a friend replies. VII. ANCIENT MUSIC. A VIRTUOSO friend, a man of worth, With much surprise addrefs'd my good Lord North :. "I wonder how your Lordship can forbear "The pleasure of our famous club to share; "Who meet the ancient mufic to restore : "Such harmony you never heard before. "Pray come, my Lord; th' effect's beyond belief; "Brownlow* attends."- Yes, Sir; but I'm not deaf.' EPIGRAMS FROM MARTIAL. BY THE SAME. EP. 44. LIB. 111. MODERNISED. THE IMPERTINENT POET+. YOU often wonder what the devil Can make the town fo damn'd uncivil. There's not a foul that cares to meet you! "But for the caufe !"-Why, muft you know it? Bishop of Worcester, faid to be a little deaf. + Printed in Fielding's "Champion," 1743, And that's a thing true Britons fear, Your man of fense, of all God's curfes, And really, Tom, you're past all bearing; Go where one will, there's no retreat; I fly to Nando's *—you are there, A Coffee-Houfe, near Temple-Bar. But, prithee, Tom, repent in time; You fee the fad effect of rhyme; (And check this humour if you can) That fuch an honeft, worthy man; With fo much fenfe, and fuch good-nature, +Should be fo terrible a creature ! LIB. 2. EP. V. WITH you, dear Tom! I'd often fpend the day, But ten long miles, you know, divide us twain, + Vir juftus, probus, innocens-timeris. LIB. 2. EP. XLI. LOVE AND RESPECT. YES; I fubmit, my Lord; you've gain'd your end: LIB. 1. EP. CI. TO AN AFFECTED OLD MAID. THO' pappà and mammà, my dear, So prettily you call, Yet you, methinks, yourself, appear HAL fays he's poor, in hopes you'll fay he's not; But take his word for't: Hal's not worth a groat. |