There's Burgundy, he lets you know, There's bright Champaigne's more sprightly juice: There's Claret too-but all for fhew; The honeft Port alone's for use. Thus vex'd, his tortur'd guests complain, Still does too little-or too much. KING Bladud once espy'd fome hogs, Vex'd at the brutes alone poffeffing What ought to be a common bleffing, And built the stately town of Bath. The hogs-thus banifh'd by the Prince- THE ECONOMIST. BY THE SAME. LAURA, profufe as city dame can be, She ne'er will buy a thing that's dear, she vows, This cambric, flily flipp'd into her hand, Was fuch a bargain-she could not withstand! "That cloth, tho' dear, coft nothing, one may say ;" 'Twill wear for ever, and I know 'twill pay." Then she has bought the finest goose in town; They afk'd three fhillings-but took half-a-crown. "And don't you think this ham prodigious cheap? "We did not want it but, you know, 'twill keep." Her friends with bargains thus poor Laura treats, Laughs at her tradesmen, whilst herself she cheats; But, Laura, ftop in time; too late, I fear, You'll find thefe bargains coft you dev'lish dear. ΤΟ ESQ ANTIQUARY, AND F.R.S BY THE SAME. GIVE me the thing that's pretty, odd, and new " ; DIOGENES TO ARISTIPPUS. BY THE SAME. CLOY'D with ragouts, you fcorn my fimple food; I ask no more than Temperance can give; ON THE DEATH OF AN EPICURE. BY THE SAME. AT length, my friends, the feaft of life is o'er; My night is come; I've spent a jovial day; 'Tis time to part; but, oh!—what is to pay? ON ERECTING A MONUMENT TO SHAKSPEARE, UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. POPE, LORD BURLINGTON, &C. BY THE SAME. TO mark her Shakspeare's worth, and Britain's love, ON A BAD SINGER. FROM LUCILIUS. BY THE SAME. WHEN fcreech-owls fcream, their note portends To frighted mortals, death of friends; But when Corvino strains his throat, E'en fcreech-owls ficken at the note. ON A PILFERING QUACK. AN EPIGRAM FROM THE GREEK. BY THE SAME.. CELSUS takes off, by dint of fkill, Each bodily disaster; But takes off spoons, without a pill, Your plate, without a plaster. THE RIVAL BEAUTIES. FROM RUFINUS. BY THE SAME. THREE lovely nymphs, contending for the prize, And feem'd to mark them of celeftial race: THE MISER'S VAULTS. BY THE SAME. Servata centum clavibus. HOR. THY cellars, friend, may juftly vaults be ftyl'd, |