THE ECONOMIST. BY THE SAME. LAURA, profuse as city dame can be, She ne'er will buy a thing that's dear, the vows, "That set of china was the cheapest thing!— "Was fuch a bargain-she could not withstand! You'll find thefe bargains coft you dev'lish dear. ΤΟ ESQ ANTIQUARY, AND F.R.S BY THE SAME. GIVE me the thing that's pretty, odd, and new; All ugly, old, odd things-I leave to you. DIOGENES TO ARISTIPPUS. BY THE SAME. CLOY'D with ragouts, you scorn my fimple food; I ask no more than Temperance can give; ON THE DEATH OF AN EPICURE. BY THE SAME. AT length, my friends, the feaft of life is o'er; My night is come; I've spent a jovial day; 'Tis time to part; but, oh!—what is to pay? ON ERECTING A MONUMENT TO SHAKSPEARE, UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. POPE, LORD BURLINGTON, &c. BY THE SAME, TO mark her Shakspeare's worth, and Britain's love, ON A BAD SINGER. FROM LUCILIUS. BY THE SAME. WHEN fcreech-owls fcream, their note portends To frighted mortals, death of friends; But when Corvino ftrains his throat, E'en fcreech-owls ficken at the note. ON A PILFERING QUACK. AN EPIGRAM FROM THE GREEK. BY THE SAME.. CELSUS takes off, by dint of fkill, Each bodily difafter; But takes off fpoons, without a pill, Your plate, without a plaster. THE RIVAL BEAUTIES. FROM RUFINUS. BY THE SAME. THREE lovely nymphs, contending for the prize, And feem'd to mark them of celeftial race: THE MISER'S VAULTS. BY THE SAME. Servata centum clavibus. HOR. THY cellars, friend, may juftly vaults be ftyl'd, ON AN OLD GENTLEMAN'S MARRYING A FINE SINGING GIRL. BY THE SAME. FAM'D for the mufic of her ftrains, A warbling Linnet, o'er the plains, And through the neighbouring groves, was known; The Squire, as late he trudg'd along, Was ravish'd with this Linnet's fong, And wifh'd to make the bird his own. With curious art the fnare was fet, He caught her in his filken net (Ye fwains, the public lofs deplore!) She flutters round her gilded cage; Looks pretty; but, I dare engage, Will charm him with her fongs no more. THE SAD ALTERNATIVE. BY THE SAME. IN heat of youth, poor Jack engag'd a wife, Whofe tongue, he found, might prove a scourge for life; |